Well hi there folks, and welcome to the show!
We bet you can’t wait to see what’s in store.
Today’s program might prove to be a bit intense,
A fresh lesson in culinary decadence.
I’m joined, as always, by my usual co-hosts,
You’ll need a partner for this, make sure to bring your own rope.
This is an entrée that’s best served hot as sin,
So if your knives are sharpened, and we’ve got your blood pumping, tune in and let’s begin.
The flames are stoked and rising,
A hunger meant for tiding,
Stir in your tantalizing
Secret ingredient
One cup of chaos to serve as our bedrock,
A heaping teaspoon of tear drops and clotted doubt,
Mix them together like a disc jockey spins that shit,
Then take a second to stop and take a sip.
Next add the hatred, but only after shaking it,
Then comes the sorrow, yet just enough to make it thick.
Last in’s the power, you’re cooking with fire
A recipe for disaster
Ohhhh now that things are well and underway,
Let’s talk about the role your partners are here to play.
It’s nothing personal, just chasing deliciousness,
The less they see it coming, the easier this part is.
After the deed is done, you’re on the homestretch,
Just take the meaty parts and add them to the batch.
“Variety’s the spice of life” in a whole new context,
So if you’re feeling peckish, anticipating, restless, cut in and let’s begin.
The flames are stoked and rising,
A hunger meant for tiding,
Stir in your tantalizing
Secret ingredient
One cup of chaos to serve as our bedrock,
A heaping teaspoon of tear drops and clotted doubt,
Mix them together like a disc jockey spins that shit,
Then take a second to stop and take a sip.
Next add the hatred, but only after shaking it,
Then comes the sorrow, yet just enough to make it thick.
Last in’s the power, you’re cooking with fire
A recipe for disaster
Bake at 450 for 65 minutes,
Make sure to check it and flip it if it is crisp.
Don’t overdo it, al dente’s the target,
You want the juices to soak in and marinate it.
Sprinkle defiance for flavor profiling and,
Be sure to carve it just before you serve.
This was the last meal for some of us oh,
Now you’re cooking with fire.
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